LordAardvark: If anyone wants to give voicing this a spin, just send me a message, either over Tumblr as an email - Lordaardvark@outlook.com

Unless I can get a voice for this, I'm not going to bother adding audio to it.

If someone else wants to put audio on it, though, be my guest. Would love to see what you all can do with it.

terzula: Sorry. The only thing I could voice is a dead male giraffe...

aryan826: harkon gave me a hard on

Naivor: Could you possibly add the actual post on your blog as source in the future? It's kind of a slog to go through the sixty or so 5k letter posts you've made since posting anything.